Man, I saw something last night. It was great - I was flyin' high on a nicotine buzz and those four double shots of old Mr. Daniels Were just starting to reach my head
when I saw something something so great, so inspirational
That I stopped dead in my tracks transfixed But roaring thunder crashed behind my back Shaking my reverie apart with anticipation And, like a drunk without a bottle I tore the night a new asshole With a cackle, the mad, triumphant laugh Of a wise man dancing with ludicrosity and I went flyin' through the streets at four steps a heartbeat Laughing and Dancing until Dame Tired herself Whacked me in the kneecaps with her ugly stick I hit the ground screaming and rolling Lyin' flat on my back yukkin' it up to the streetlamps around me. They seemed to taunt me, to egg me on "Hey, boy, you got the life in ya, you got the life in ya, You just gonna lie there?" And I grinned, fire blazing beneath my lids as they serenaded me to sleep with their cries of exaltation.
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Raevynn: *looks around* i leave for five minutes and this is what happens? sheesh. *pokes vlad* see what you made them do? -- Sat, Sep 6 11:57pm.
Kerion: I am the man of sneaky salad putting. -- Fri, Sep 5 1:30pm.
Kerion: I am the man of sneaky salad putting. -- Fri, Sep 5 1:30pm.
Ranger: Who the $%$#% put a salad in my lunch? I only eat meat! *dumps the salad on the floor for the dust bunnies* -- Fri, Sep 5 12:44pm.
DEATH: Replaces the lettuce in Rangers salad with Ficus leaves and sneaks out leaving the lettuce in the corner for the dust bunnies... -- Thu, Sep 4 1:26pm.
DEATH: Wakes up in a pile of ficus leaves. How did these get here? hmmph -- Thu, Sep 4 1:20pm.
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