Samantha Goldtone, 36, resigned from 900-pupil church school, St Christopher's High in Accrington, Lancs, following a probe into her "erotic" writings.

Head Alasdair Coates said: "An amicable parting is in the best interest of all. She will be missed."

When I was a Vampire, I did it for the money. Which makes me a vampiric whore I guess. Which is mild compared to labels the blood sucking, corruption dealing reps of the Undead have been trading under for millennia.

June 17, 2008 (The Daily Telegraph) -- Angelina Jolie has revealed she and a boyfriend used to "experiment" with knives when younger - because she was curious about vampires. Jolie has also told of how her interest in knives as a teenager left her with scars on her body.

Over the centuries, the vampire has undergone radical changes. From the Count in Bram Stoker's 1897 novel to the alcoholic New Yorker Sam in the 1997 film Habit, the figure of the vampire has evolved with society.

The freakish little leader of the orchestra, newly imported from Sicily to New York, tossed his conductor's wand excitedly through the air, drowning with musical thunders the hum of conversation and the clatter of plates.