*sitting in a field of deep green grass,it is sunset and the field is blown lightly by the wind, LadyBlak is rousted awake by the sound of cowbells over her head*

"Geesh! You Rotten Cow! You scared me to death! If I weren't joined to you...I'd...Well, there'd be BBQ in your future!

*grumbles and rubs her eyes..then watches as the largest bovine starts romping away, closely followed by the second *

"Where do they think they are going? HEY! I'm sorry already!!!! Geesh touchy touchy!!"

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The following text is a translation of one of the oldest surviving versions of the story of Vlad III, Prince of Wallachia -- known to his friends as Vlad the Impaler, or Prince Dracole. It was printed in Nuremburg in 1488.

More than 80 years after its completion, FW Murnau's Nosferatu remains among the most potent and unsettling horror films ever made. Now released again in a fully restored version, with its original score available for the first time since 1922, it has lost none of its impact, unlike many of its imitators.