*sitting in a field of deep green grass,it is sunset and the field is blown lightly by the wind, LadyBlak is rousted awake by the sound of cowbells over her head*

"Geesh! You Rotten Cow! You scared me to death! If I weren't joined to you...I'd...Well, there'd be BBQ in your future!

*grumbles and rubs her eyes..then watches as the largest bovine starts romping away, closely followed by the second *

"Where do they think they are going? HEY! I'm sorry already!!!! Geesh touchy touchy!!"

January 22, 2008 (Mirror.co.uk / Jeremy Armstrong) -- A crazed son who stabbed his parents and then drank his stepfather's blood was locked up in a secure hospital yesterday. Thomas Owen, 28, thought he had to kill Joe and Sheena Foster to prevent the murder of a little girl, a court heard.

Ravenous

My nostrils flared with the scent of his cologne.
I breathed him in to soothe my soul.
Hungry, I found myself salivating at the memory of
him...bleeding, and the metallic tinge to his blood.

February 10, 2007 (David Watkinson / This Is Lancashire) - A teacher at a church high school is being investigated following complaints about her "lurid" gothic vampire websites. English and drama teacher Samantha Goldstone has agreed to stay away from St Christopher's C of E High School, Accrington, during the probe.