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Make a path and let me through
You'll die before I make it to you
Lying in a puddle of blood
With your body faced down in the mud
I'm running trough thorns, mist and trees
I have blood trickling down my hands and knees
I yell and scream out your name
I can't find you%3B I'm to blame
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Souls sing through the night,


The living hear the song...They just don't know it.


Hiding from the light...working to the bone,


Walking home through darkened unlit streets....hungry...


Listening to the songs, being proof the dead never sleep.


Turning down an avenue and finding a child in a doorway...you try to hide yourself from sight.


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When two hearts meet
That were destined to be,
It is simply reality,
Colliding with fantasy.
Souls that were joined
since before time began,
Having lived other life times,
Are awakened again.


Discovering each other,
Love envoking true passion,
Fires burning within them,
A lust unimagined.


Entangled with rapture,
The night stands still,
Sedated with pleasure,
Their life at last fulfilled...


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