Vampire Probability Test
Do you spend Saturday nights hanging out at the blood bank, just for fun? This test may help explain some of your more peculiar habits.
Note: This test is meant to measure how "vampiric" you are; a real vampire may not get a perfect score -- but it should be high. Written by Greg Henry.

Vampire Vulnerability Test
Have you recently discovered two unexplained marks on your neck? Take this test to see just how vulnerable you are.
Note: This test is meant to measure how willing you are to join the undead; it doesn't necessarily mean that a lower score will indicate that you are immune to vampires. On the contrary, a low score just means if it were up to you (and it never is) you'd like to be immune to vampires. A high score indicates that you'd easily submit to a vampire's bite. Written by Greg Henry.